Dear Baby,
I thought I knew alot about what to expect during pregnancy. You know, because your bibliophile mama here has only read about 248 books on the subject. But now that I'm talking to other pregnant moms all the time, there are some REALLY weird things that I'm learning about that pregnancy books JUST.DON'T.TELL.YOU.
I woke up the other day and realized that I am devolving (i.e., the opposite of evolving as a homo sapien). I am sprouting hair, very FAST growing hair mind you, in very. odd. places. Soon, small children will run away in horror as they see me coming. And their parents will reassure them, saying, "Don't worry honey, it's just a Yeti."
Love,
Mama
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